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December Paladin

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( because i am a suspicious person report...and it's time to go shopping )

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07/25/2014 21:36:27

rebel6:

by GODZILLARGE

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07/25/2014 18:48:55

And here I am like a fucking schmuck checking my Lulu page and seeing $0.00. This person’s making oney hand over fist.

You know know what? fuck it. Fick it all, I’ll just shit out my soul and write a sory about somebdoy getting fucked by an aye-aye. How’s that? Is that going to work? It’ll be entitled LADY GETS FINGERBANGED BY A GOATFUCKING AYE-AYE. I don’t even give a shit anymore. Fuck it.

And here I am like a fucking schmuck checking my Lulu page and seeing $0.00. This person’s making oney hand over fist.

You know know what? fuck it. Fick it all, I’ll just shit out my soul and write a sory about somebdoy getting fucked by an aye-aye. How’s that? Is that going to work? It’ll be entitled LADY GETS FINGERBANGED BY A GOATFUCKING AYE-AYE. I don’t even give a shit anymore. Fuck it.

(Source: fishmech, via yugichrist)

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07/25/2014 18:42:58

erdbeercupcake:

lotrlockedwhovian:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob

 seee stellalovesbones that ´s what I meant yesterday

(via h0nex)

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07/25/2014 18:40:31

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Blue-Hole-Beast by Davesrightmind

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07/25/2014 15:52:41

jump-gate:

Five Star Stories

jump-gate:

Five Star Stories

(via swegener)

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07/25/2014 15:51:22

70,000 year-old African settlement unearthed

archaeologicalnews:

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During ongoing excavations in northern Sudan, Polish archaeologists from the Institute of Archaeology and Ethnology in Poznań, have discovered the remains of a settlement estimated to 70,000 years old. This find, according to the researchers, seems to contradict the…

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07/25/2014 10:22:39

thisgirlgames:

BioWare and EA team-up to bring us a rather creepy live-action trailer for an unknown project.

From GameInformer:

A link at the end of the trailer leads to a placeholder page that suggests that more information is coming in the next few weeks. 

The time is near. They are watching. Your power is rising. Cologne, Germany. You’ve Been Chosen. Watch the new “Nightmare” teaser from BioWare. Sign up for the latest updates.

We know that BioWare is hard at work on Dragon Age: Inquisition, the next Mass Effect, and Casey Hudson’s new project. This could be the latter, or it might be something entirely different. All we know is that we can’t wait to see what this is all about when we hit Gamescom next month.

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07/25/2014 10:01:53

(Source: 0m39a-3, via empiregrotesk)

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07/25/2014 10:00:05

hylianears:

micdotcom:

Canadian music festival takes huge step against Native appropriation

Follow micdotcom 

From their announcement:

For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.

We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.

Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.

(via megacosms)

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07/25/2014 09:33:27

Seeking Henna

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

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07/25/2014 09:32:09

theremina:

Tokyo Fashion Week Spring 2014 Collections of Japanese   Alice Auaa, design, yasutaka funakoshi

(Source: asylum-art, via katiereallylovesthings)

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07/25/2014 05:46:55

wisechildposts:

tracesofrunway:

And it’s finally here!!! Can’t wait to work with The Mary-El Tarot. Been eyeing this deck for a long time now. Maybe I’ll do my free readings with them tonight.

still pondering buying one too. Its so compelling and yet terrifying

It’s not a deck for everybody—the images are very intense, and it deviates quite a bit from the RWS. But if it’s up your alley, it’s like a brainhacking supercomputer. For me, the colors and the images don’t slip past my conscious brain, they smash through. Marie White is a goddamn genius.

wisechildposts:

tracesofrunway:

And it’s finally here!!! Can’t wait to work with The Mary-El Tarot. Been eyeing this deck for a long time now. Maybe I’ll do my free readings with them tonight.

still pondering buying one too. Its so compelling and yet terrifying

It’s not a deck for everybody—the images are very intense, and it deviates quite a bit from the RWS. But if it’s up your alley, it’s like a brainhacking supercomputer. For me, the colors and the images don’t slip past my conscious brain, they smash through. Marie White is a goddamn genius.

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07/24/2014 21:25:55
DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE

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07/24/2014 21:24:30

Throwin’ caahds

Throwin’ caahds

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07/24/2014 20:10:04

rhamphotheca:

Smarter than a first-grader? 
Crows can perform as well as 7- to 10-year-olds on cause-and-effect water displacement tasks.
via: UC - Santa Barbara
In Aesop’s fable about the crow and the pitcher, a thirsty bird happens upon a vessel of water, but when he tries to drink from it, he finds the water level out of his reach. Not strong enough to knock over the pitcher, the bird drops pebbles into it — one at a time — until the water level rises enough for him to drink his fill. New research demonstrates the birds’ intellectual prowess may be more fact than fiction…
(read more: Science Daily)
photo: New Caledonian crow. Credit: Jolyon Troscianko

rhamphotheca:

Smarter than a first-grader?

Crows can perform as well as 7- to 10-year-olds on cause-and-effect water displacement tasks.

via: UC - Santa Barbara

In Aesop’s fable about the crow and the pitcher, a thirsty bird happens upon a vessel of water, but when he tries to drink from it, he finds the water level out of his reach. Not strong enough to knock over the pitcher, the bird drops pebbles into it — one at a time — until the water level rises enough for him to drink his fill. New research demonstrates the birds’ intellectual prowess may be more fact than fiction…

(read more: Science Daily)

photo: New Caledonian crow. Credit: Jolyon Troscianko

(via dinodorks)

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