‘Gade for life
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( because i am a suspicious person report...and it's time to go shopping )
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‘Gade for life
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Illustrated my favourite Neil Gaiman quote for writers. :-) (and thanks to Neil for his permission)
It’s as true now as when I first said it…
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#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude
Omg, Revvi. Are you serious? LMAO
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] (played 33 times)
nine inch nails | the wretched
05:26 - 5/26
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go on
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“more like a 6-foot turkey” by françois rex | Deinonychus
Beautiful and terrible.
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Help me tumblr, you’re my only hope.
Let me put this as plainly as possible. I have no desires whatsoever to change careers and become a motivational speaker. That said, If I’m going to avoid a fate of toadying up to corporate interests, and such, I need to actually sell some art. If you’ve liked my stuff in the past, or if you’re just seeing this work for the first time and like what you see, I cannot ask it enough- please, go check out my site, and see if there’s something there that interests you enough to purchase it. Just floow that link in the last sentence, or the content source link, or hell, even this one right here: http://tormentedartifacts.com
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i am definitely not advising that you misuse free USPS materials (it is a crime)
Define “misuse”
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Remember, our Princeless signing with Jeremy Whitley is tomorrow, Saturday, May 26 from 1-3pm!
Check out the posters we’ll be giving away with the purchase of the paperback at the event!
Great writeup about the event in the Independent Weekly here!
More information about the event here!
RSVP to the Facebook event here!
Hey, I know that artist!
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Reblogging because ladies & gentlemen, Tom Gauld has his own Tumblr feed and you needed to know this.
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Oh heavens, this is PERFECT. Amazing noir-themed 2007 photoshoot by national treasure Annie Liebovitz for Vanity Fair, and featuring a whole slew of my favorite actors. Talk about writing prompts. (I’m shipping the Angelica Huston & Sharon Stone characters).
A few more images here.
sweet zombie jaysus
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Fuck wedding photos. W/ the beautiful Mrs. Till Lindemann (Taken with instagram)
Such a cute couple.
Mein gott
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Sauron may be the Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the Lord of the Dance.
the club can’t even handle him right now
Springle-ring, muthaphuckas
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Sorry, tumblr, but we need to have a talk. Now sit the fuck down.
You’ve probably even heard this speech before, from a number of other artists, or seen in reblogged about a bit, but finding myself the victim of it again, I feel like it’s about time I put up my own two cents on the subject.
So, that said, here we go:
How hard is it for you people to leave the attribution on a reblog intact? Seriously, how fucking hard is it? All you have to do is hit the “reblog” button, followed immediately by the “Post” button, and that’s it. Instead, a bunch of you feel the need to fuck with things. I’m not talking about adding your own comments to the end or anything, I love those, even the hatemail ones. The few of you I’m currently targeting, on the other hand, do something far more annoying. You feel this obsessive need to go in, remove all the text that accompanied the picture, and then you repost it.
Why? Did the text fucking offend you? Were you horrified that you or your followers might actually have to fucking read something? Was that it? See, I have to take particular offense, as those words I put in at the bottom of each image are how I generally work my ass off to try and make money to support both myself and my family. All it was were simple mentions of both a print magazine, and where you could pick up a copy of the art print at. So, unless you have a problem with someone trying to actually work for themselves for a living, I can’t really see why you’d need to strip that out of there. And if you had that kind of problem, I honestly can’t see why you’d reblog my work in the first place.
So, yes, welcome to being the target of my rant-of-the-moment. In the future, let the rest of you take this warning: stop stripping out the fucking text. As for you, though, I won’t bother naming names- you know who you are, and there’s better ways to deal with you than namecalling on tumblr. So, when the demonic hordes show up at your house tonight, tell them I said hi. And that yes, they’ve got the right place. It wouldn’t do to not be polite, now would it?
THIEVES
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