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December Paladin

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( because i go between the zones even when i'm not supposed to )

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09/30/2014 20:50:40

The world’s first cloned sabertooth cat, called Asshole by his caretakers, gets himself into a fix in his enclosure.

The world’s first cloned sabertooth cat, called Asshole by his caretakers, gets himself into a fix in his enclosure.

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09/30/2014 16:39:13

kirbycrow:

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

It’s possessed.

(via dogunderwater)

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09/30/2014 15:03:49

feministdisney:

some words from the Worst Muse, on twitter. Might be a good resource of (anti) advice for aspiring writers ;)

(via laughterkey)

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09/30/2014 15:01:43

ooblium:

Seven color plates painted by J. Augustus Knapp from Manly P. Hall's The Secret Teachings of All Ages (1928)

  1. Magician Invoking the Elementals
  2. Mithra in the Form of the Leontocephalic Kronos
  3. Abraxas
  4. The Cherubim of Ezekiel
  5. Celestial Virgin with Sun God in Her Arms
  6. The Jewel of the Rose Croix
  7. The Consummation of the Magnum Opus

(via obeythepizzapolice)

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09/30/2014 15:00:34

fuckyeahmotorhead:

Posted this earlier but gonna reblog this cause its just that awesome XD

fuckyeahmotorhead:

Posted this earlier but gonna reblog this cause its just that awesome XD

(via obeythepizzapolice)

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09/30/2014 14:32:38

10threespookyone35:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

derp star

10threespookyone35:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

derp star

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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09/30/2014 12:49:03

batmananimated:

Amazing Mr. Freeze art by Bruce Timm.

batmananimated:

Amazing Mr. Freeze art by Bruce Timm.

(via cooketimm)

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09/30/2014 12:41:35


You asked about the Avengers. Y’ wanna know the best part of being an Avenger?

You asked about the Avengers. Y’ wanna know the best part of being an Avenger?

(Source: rcgers, via fuckitfireeverything)

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09/30/2014 12:39:57

humansofnewyork:

"I think all the pressure that I put on myself has been paralyzing. When I graduated from high school, a lot of people wrote in my yearbook: ‘You’re going to do great things,’ or ‘I know you’re going to make it big.’ I realized recently that with all the time I spent trying to figure out what my ‘big thing’ was going to be, I passed over a lot of small things that could have really added up. The moment I became content with taking small steps, I started moving forward again."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"I think all the pressure that I put on myself has been paralyzing. When I graduated from high school, a lot of people wrote in my yearbook: ‘You’re going to do great things,’ or ‘I know you’re going to make it big.’ I realized recently that with all the time I spent trying to figure out what my ‘big thing’ was going to be, I passed over a lot of small things that could have really added up. The moment I became content with taking small steps, I started moving forward again."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

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09/30/2014 12:37:22

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via wornoldhat)

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09/30/2014 12:35:55

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

tashabilities:

IF this is ALL they left, this is violence.

It’s some Christians imposing THEIR religious beliefs on you,

While bucking the unwritten, unspoken social contract to tip waitstaff for their service.

I’ve actually had this happen to me before when I worked at Red Lobster. Some guy left his business card and wrote on the back that I should apply for a real job instead of “begging for tips”.

I should have pissed in his drink.

Note that this is a generic tract and not an ad for their church, because if you knew what church they attended, you could show up on Sunday morning in your finest clothes and slap the shit out of them.

I would dedicate a good part of my day to destroying them utterly.

(Source: coreydrake, via voixserene)

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09/30/2014 12:35:06

Look, at this stage in my life, I’m just really into drawing sabertoothed cats. 

That’s where I’m at right now.

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09/30/2014 12:01:05

positiveape:

MARK OF THE BEAST Tattoo Flash! I just found a case of these while cleaning the studio, so come ‘n’ get it!

http://theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/product/mark-of-the-beast-coop-tattoo-flash

but i need it

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09/30/2014 11:10:57

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via oldoddandowly)

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09/30/2014 11:07:06

iguanamouth:

introducing the new supervillain duo
( both are prompts from this generator&#160;!&#160;! 
"glossy pink hellhound. it is wet and dripping with algae. it robs banks and its partner in crime is the next fursona you generate"
"big pink chihuahua. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. it wears a surgical mask" )

iguanamouth:

introducing the new supervillain duo

( both are prompts from this generator ! ! 

"glossy pink hellhound. it is wet and dripping with algae. it robs banks and its partner in crime is the next fursona you generate"

"big pink chihuahua. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. it wears a surgical mask" )

(via wornoldhat)

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