Oh. look at you. You cut-price wannabe decepticon leader, with your little pink particle beam cannon. Your’e not fit to lick Megatrons heels.
I had Shockwave when I was a kid. I was constantly going BEWWWEWWEWWEWW. BEWWWEWWEWWEWW. BEWWWEWWEWWEWW. BEWWWEWWEWWEWW. My dad asked me to stop; in his defense, it was an obnoxious sound the toy made. BEWWWEWWEWWEWW. BEWWWEWWEWWEWW.
A few days later I found Super Glue coating Shockwave’s trigger mechanism. I asked my father—nay, confronted my father—about this crushing turn of events, and he was as shocked as anybody as to how such a thing could have happened.
Well played, Old Lion. Well played.
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